1. poyzn:

    Quick and simple lifehacks.

    (via gamergirl-latula)

     

  2. jesliey:

    homosaurus-rex:

    homosaurus-rex:

    It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

    can we talk about how this is still getting notes

    The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

    (via gamergirl-latula)

     
  3. iamtonysexual:

    horus-zahak:

    biggggblack:

    aaamaaazooon:

    LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH

    WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS

    I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT

    FIRST OFF LET’S START WITH THE PACKAGING

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    THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FAGGOT SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS

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    rub me on your body

    ALSO IT’S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT

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    IDK ABOUT YALL BUT LAST I CHECKED THE EXACT PURPOSE OF BODY WASH IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A RED FLAG BUT I PROCEEDED, ALBEIT WITH PROPER PRECAUTION AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. ALSO IT SAYS TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHILDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS MYSELF

    I APPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGIN THE CLEANING.

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    i’m so fucked up

    AND THAT WAS WHEN THE MOST POTENT SMELL OF ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED BERRY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE

    I NEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS SO FUCKING BERRY. IT WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BERRY WOMAN AND DOVE NOSE-FIRST INTO HER GUSHING FRUITY LOINS. THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. IT’S NO WONDER LISA FRANK’S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL, SHE’S FUCKING HIGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY-ASS BODY WASH.

    IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT’LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT’S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT’S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER

    0/10 WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN

    I FUCKING AM CHOKING AND PEEING AND DYING OF LAUGHTER I JUST FUCKING CAN’T RIGHT NOW. PLEASE REVIVE ME SWEET LORD.

    This post is my life force

    note to self: make an audio post of this

    (Source: braingremlin, via gamergirl-latula)

     
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  6. joshpeck:

    thesylverlining:

    what happened in roughly 1870 though

    why was there temporary internet

    with a few people searching for pokemon?

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    (Source: neilcicierega, via zak552)

     

  7. Records In Stores Today

    fuckyeahpop-punk:

    Here are records in stores today, what are you buying?

    Real Friends - Maybe This Place Is The Same And We’re Just Changing
    Label: Fearless Records
    Purchase: Amazon

    Handguns - Life Lessons
    Label: Pure Noise Records
    Purchase: Amazon

    Four Year Strong - Go Down In History
    Label: Pure Noise Records
    Purchase: Amazon (Download / LP)

     
  8. (Source: lilium, via evensoul)

     
  9. thatfunnyblog:

    oh my god I’m laughing so hard

    (Source: ajantas)

     
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  11. vault11overseer:

    power-of-allies49:

    pleatedjeans:

    via

    Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

    okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera

    (via alterego-izm)

     
  12. ekaura:

    hong kong pt. 1

    (via makishima-kun)

     
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