1. tastefullyoffensive:

    The Six Laws of Adorability by Jacob Andrews [collegehumor]

    (via thensahasmynudes)

     
  2. how2trainyourfangirl:

    thesquirrelisonfire:

    elusivist:

    I am so done with this dork

    the animators just went “how much can we make him move in 3 seconds”

    More like: how much can we make them love him in three seconds?

    (via thensahasmynudes)

     
  3. manim0:

    gookgod:

    this is some yuri manga type shit man

    i smell the gay and it has polluted the whole room

    (Source: sizvideos, via thensahasmynudes)

     
  4. whiskeydrinking-operating:

    This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
    “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
    I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

    You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

    (via thensahasmynudes)

     
  5. benedictedcumberbabeof221:

    acitymadeofsong:

     

    littlewhinging:

    still one of the best things ive ever seen.

    slaughter melon reporting for duty.

    isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

    I knew that was coming

    (via thensahasmynudes)

     
  6. idoitforyoulove:

    castielcampbell:

    r3adytogivetheprofile:

    i will reblog this every time

    I worked with a lady that came into work one day with no hair. No one mentioned it, no one talked about it. She was wearing a bandana so we all knew she was bald.

    But I have ADD, and not so great control of my impulsiveness. Finally, near the end of the night I asked. “So… can I ask, what happened to your hairs?”

    She smiled and hugged me. I was the only person with the cajones to ask. “My best friend is pregnant, already has a 4 yr old, and was diagnosed with cancer, and her boyfriend left her because it was too much. So I’ve been helping her out, being supportive. And I promised her if she started losing her hair I would shave my head too.”

    “Last night she called me, crying because her hair was falling out in clumps. I told her I’d be there in 10 minutes. She shaved me first, then I her.”

    It’s the most supportive thing she could think to do.

    I just started crying.

    (via thensahasmynudes)

     

  7. me peeing

    1. me: shit son
    2. me: sHIT
    3. me: that water is barely yellow
    4. me:
    5. me:
    6. me:
    7. me:
    8. me: i am hydrated as HELL
     
  8. (Source: killer-cat, via evensoul)

     
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  10. The scene in which all characters sit in a circle on the floor in the library and tell stories about why they were in detention was not scripted. John Hughes told them all to ad-lib.

    The Breakfast Club (1985)

    (Source: fuckyeahbehindthescenes, via prisoninqs)

     
  11. thatfunnyblog:

    Because sometimes you just need a bear.

    (Source: unamusedsloth)

     

  12. thecrimsonalchemist:

    didneysworl:

    when u get a lousy grade even tho u studied

    image

    when u dont study and u get a good grade

    image

    (Source: cooldog1996, via myboobscantelltheweatherr)

     
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  14. REBLOG if you are hella bored and wouldn’t mind some curious anons.

     

  15. thoracs:

    Don’t send nudes

    SEND ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAAAN!

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