1. (Source: vanillish, via nerd-tendo)

     

  2. leonkumquat:

    when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

    they’re married now

    (via bitemebaking)

     
  3. hellabitcoins:

    ilovesmoothjazz1998:

    hellabitcoins:

    aliwav:

    listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

    smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

    hellabitcoins
    u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

    n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

    (Source: vthevegan, via makishima-kun)

     

  4. swonb:

    ambulanceinertia:

    Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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  8. bxnjamxn:

    2 SECONDS TO REBLOG COULD SAVE A LIFE

    (via chlorinne)

     
  9. sitsinchairs:

    crocsy:

    Sexting

    Straight couples are fucking weird.

    (via nerd-tendo)

     
  10. (Source: memejacker, via nerd-tendo)

     
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  12. tiredestprincess:

    "why do you want to take a picture of that store" - my mom

    (via sixnightmares)

     

  13. zaptap:

    tfw nintendo completely ignores mothers 25th anniversary

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    (via colonelcheru)

     
  14. ipokemonmemes:

    What a fucking cockblock

    (via sixnightmares)

     
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