1. barebackinq:

    burritobat:

    samshairisobviouslymagical:

    barebackinq:

    cumber-collectable:

    barebackinq:

    petal-winters:

    barebackinq:

    The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

    Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

    I’m a boy

    Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

    I’m gay

    jesus this post is one train wreck after another

    My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

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    (via whateverthefuckyo)

     

  2. destielfricklefrackle:

    have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

    (Source: you-do-you-boo-boo, via whateverthefuckyo)

     
  3. claphne:

    who is she

    (via themyriadofcrap)

     
  4. pecancat:

    katelouisepowell:

    I met a nice cat on the way home

    He’s trying to remember your scent so when the feline uprising happens he’ll know to spare you for your intimate kindness

    (via whateverthefuckyo)

     
  5. (Source: cexting, via 0sakaloopline)

     

  6. reach-for-thee-skyy:

    phoenix-aflame:

    deadm4nwalking:

    the-frostiest-of-butts:

    I just can’t

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    how bad the puns on this site are getting

    get out.

    That is the best pun EVER

    "green B?" 

    "leaf B?"

    "B leaf?"

    "Believ-

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    (Source: the-frostiest-of-butts, via nerd-tendo)

     
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  8. thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    smilodonmeow:

    peanutgopher1235:

    Cats

    Cats

    I am very worried about the sad cat here someone please hug this cat and give them pettings it is important okay ;_;

    (via thensahasmynudes)

     
  9. haggady:

    cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them

    (via imaginedragonairs)

     
  10. weloveshortvideos:

    When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

    (via nerd-tendo)

     
     

  11. automatically:

    if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

    (via thensahasmynudes)

     
  12. Give them six more years and see what time will do for hopeless dreamers.

    (via wholetjackdrive)

     
  13. hqtran:

    Star Wars carved crayons. Here’s a new group shot with updated crayons to replace the old group shot that I don’t like anymore. There are more crayons on my Tumblr and check out my shop.

    (via prisoninqs)

     
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  15. roachpatrol:

    dispatchrabbi:

    dreaminpng:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    Men With Flower Beards [boredpanda]

    Previously: Guys With Fancy Female Hairstyles

    can flower beards be the next flower crowns?

    I kinda want to do this.

    i love how serious these men are like they have already come to terms with their terminal case of beard flower

    there’s no recovery from this they gotta get shipped off to beard flower island and never come back and they’ve done all their crying and all that’s left is stoic resignation to their sad and floral-scented future

    (via zooophagous)